me

I am not Russian nor a beauty queen-I just like the name.

At the age of three I could have won, 'Miss Eyepatch With Buckteeth 1980!'
or at the age of sixteen, 'Miss Potential Lesbian Because Boys are Too
Scary to Talk to 1993!'

I am married now to a gorgeous boy. I have very little style, or the ability to do my own hair. I went back to school a couple of months ago to change my life.
I talk out loud to dogs when I see them on the street. I was diagnosed with celiac disease when I was 17, so I haven't had a hot dog in 15 years. I have equal parts love in my heart for the Spice Girls and Minor Threat.

Thanks for dropping by.

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