**August 1-Just added some new stuff-Shablam!**

A spot for the realsies. I could write about myself and all the things that anger, terrify, confuse and delight me for days. I did just that for almost a year on Facebook. It's time to upgrade to the big leagues and invite the entire internet to think I'm a huge spaz hack with poor comma placements and over exaggerations. I've also included any freelancing I've done that makes me feel extremely adult even though I ate Kraft singles on corn chips while I wrote it.

puncture me pretty



my Facebook greatest hits

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